Yes dears, your Pressinatrix got her Christmas present. Two months late. (eyebrow raise and arch look at her
lesser self alter ego)
The Pressinatrix’ dear sister works for a a distributor of Reliable and was able to secure this wonderful gift at a slight discount for her Darling Pressinatrix!
(Ed. Note: Alternate title by Ann, “Got that beyotch off my back!”)
Fine, since I need to press some yardage, my lesser self can have the blog back.
Don’t you want to do a strikeout and type ‘alter ego’?
If you insist.